Minnie Maus.

the horrors of playing sims with downloaded content

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

thekayleedavis:

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craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Omg they are so cute!!



WTF

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Omg they are so cute!!

WTF

ask-pitch-black:

Well it’s October first, so we all know what that means

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omgtsn:

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

me: I’M GOING TO CALL THE COPS

white boy: haha then what ;)

lord-anfelo:

lord-anfelo:

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babyoliviasoph:

gosh being a princess is exhausting 

im just

i need so much cuddles

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